Latest Treatment Suggestions

Diane: You might want to explore whether her lesbian thing is just acting out her anger toward you as the symbol of adult men. Afterall, she was pretty pissed at you the session before, and she does have a pattern of psychically escaping from rather than truly confronting her issues. Or tell her she's probably pulling a "Jessica Stein" and is one step away from marrying the nice guy who she's been too critical a nudge to recognize.

Sredni Vashtar: When will Helen realize that the man she truly loves has been in front of her all along? Dr. Fletcher, you can cure her by asking her out on a date.

Terry: Maybe you tell her that even Freud did live by his liberal sex ideas.
He married one woman and faithful to her all his life.

Jeremy: When was the last time Helen talked about her feelings? That's never the focus. I would ask her to start off the session describing how she's feeling and not let her jump straight to dreams or dates and the usual.

Betsy Skeen: Helen needs to be more honest with herself and the people around her. Tell her that no matter what she?s going through, she should be open with everyone she cares about.

Marc Lahoud: you know what I would do? Make up some phony up Freudian reference and try to relate it to what Helen?s saying. it?s dishonest but it?ll help her to see what a screw up freud is.

Suzie: What a screwed up girl this is. You want Helen to stop harping on absurd dreams? Tell her they?re not a sign of classical neurosis but of serious mental impairment.

Helen Watcher: I?ve got it ? push the envelope with Helen?s Freudian theories. The further you push, the faster they?ll break down. They're the sort of ideas that don't hold up to close evaluation in the context of your real mental state.

mike: dr. fletcher, stop being passive in helen?s sessions. you gotta tell her her self-analysis is absurd. isn?t that your job?

Rachel A.: Get her to shut up about her absurd dreams and deal with what's going on in her life.

Terry Ann Rendon: You might want to tell her she has an
Oedipus complex.

Liz: If you buy a less plush toliet paper instead of brands like charmin, you can use more without clogging the toilet. Sacrifice your posterior for your mental help. Besides men you meet in your bathroom might not be the best road to healthy relationships.

Martin Demowicz: This girl's problem is not Freud. It is her own shame regarding her sexuality. If she would admit to herself that she's just looking for a casual hookup, she'd enjoy the hookup a lot more and she'd lose the confusion.

Ron Greenberg: Uch, I know too many people like this. They get wrapped up in "explanations" they give themselves and can't explore what's really going on in their lives. Such a pity.

Dr. Seuss: Helen may benefit from increased fiber in her diet and at least 8 glasses of water daily.

Who is this "Dr. Freud" you refer to?

Good Sir Knight: Burn her! She's a witch!

TE: I'd explore the possibility of past sexual abuse. SHe seems to sexualize most of her experiences. Look our for the erotic transference.

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