Dr. Fletcher

(writing notes) Ben Chambers wrote on www.helpmypatients.com: "Enough of going easy on Gary. Tell him if he doesn't go on a psychiatric drug indicated for OCD, you're going to stop seeing him. It's almost unethical for you to stay on your present track with him."

Dr. Fletcher

Gary, thank you for trying to take the Paxil for me. I think that was a smart move.

Gary

What?

Dr. Fletcher

I think it was good that you're taking the Paxil. Why don't you tell me how you've been doing this week?

Gary

How I've been doing this -

Dr. Fletcher

Now, you look a little immobile. Are you feeling alright?

Gary

Ever since I've been taking these pills I just don't have any energy.

Dr. Fletcher

Oh, you've got a new look. You changed your beard. That's nice.

Gary

Yeah. Yeah, I have a goatee now.

This girl slept over at my house on Saturday and the next morning I was trimming my beard. You know, I have to keep clean lines all around. And I couldn't get to the side parts because I don't have a three-way mirror so I got her to come in and she was going to help. I told her, 'You need a vertical line, just like that, right under my ear.'

Dr. Fletcher

Well, I think she did a good job anyway. It looks like it came out OK, so -

Gary

I had a full beard. Anyway, so she did it and then I looked in the mirror and it's totally messed up. So I started screaming at her and I had to shave it all off. I yelled at her that she should never touch me again. I told her, 'Leave,' and then she pushed me and I slipped on a towel and hit my head and passed out in the bath tub. I woke up four hours later and - cock target, you know?

(gestures toward goatee)

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